November 24, 2009

  • The Essence of FAIL

    Obama, he's taxing my patience and I'm already poor! First he kisses Europe's ass and now he's gone over to kiss Asia's. Oh, I almost forgot that he's kissed several asses in the Middle East. His backbone is a wet noodle and he can't figure out why the rest of the world hates us even when we're nice.

    It's because we weren't the problem. We can bend over backwards and shoot gold unicorns out of butts and people will still hate us because THEY ARE HATERS. Hate is rarely rational. I hate spiders but beyond finding them creepy there's not really a legitimate reason to hate them. I also question finding them creepy as most bugs don't generate more than annoyance or disregard in me. That's right - I'm a racist. I hate spiders. Filthy creatures!

    So Obama can do anything and everything to please them and they will still hate us. His ignorance of this fact only places America and its allies in danger.

    Congress, please find the nearest object you can kill yourself with. You suck at your job and it's putting your country in danger. You're corrupt and only smart enough to find the bribes being shoved in your face. Pass a bill that requires people, by law, to run you over when they find you standing in traffic. Herd yourselves onto a plane and crash it into a volcano. If you're lucky, God will have mercy on your souls. If you're not lucky, lube up cuz you're going to get a GI track full of burning coals for spending so much of your life screwing people. The part of me that doesn't want to face justice for my own sins hopes you find mercy. The part of me that's a vindictive, justice loving asshole wants misery to find you in this life for betraying and exploiting your country and countrymen.

    Has the system become so corrupt that only violence will purge it of the refuse that has built up? I will give these morons credit for one thing - I'm terribly excited about having a chance to vote as many of them as possible out of office. Hopefully we manage to find some replacements who aren't retards suckled at the tit of socialism and blind to its vast history of FAIL.

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