March 3, 2008
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Holy Father Christmas on a tricycle, Batman - it's a testing day!
Yay for exams...NOT. Today my powers of BS will be stretched to capacity. I spent most of the weekend trying to get my stupid computer to run something (failing miserably) so I a) got very little done and b) spent 90% in a futile pursuit. I did learn some fun things about my computer that will be useful in the future by my quest to move some of my files from "vanilla" to "vanilla covered in a hard, chocolate shell sprinkled with the tears of gophers" remains frustrated. Today after classes I will likely sleep seeing as I slept four hours last night - boo-hoo.
But when I wake I will surely continue my quest because I will not be beaten by some stupid-ass program and its unwillingness to run. I will attach as many unnatural limbs as I wish and it will arise as a beautiful horror that will satisfy my bloodlust through copious amounts of boredom slaying and the ego gratification of knowing I defeated the functional stupidity that is coding.
On another note, why is it that people think you're an alcoholic if you have a beer in the morning? Apparently if you have a drink before 8pm you've been drinking 24/7 and rampaging across the earth like a roving band of Vikings. Maybe I'm just too bloody tired later in the day to consume and known depressant - did you ever think that maybe I don't want to take a nap at 8pm, huh? Speaking of which, I'd love to have a beer right now but that'd relax me and seeing as I'm already tired and have a long day ahead of me that'd be counterproductive. Kind of makes me wish I'd moved the Coke from my trunk to the fridge yesterday...
On a somewhat similar note, I hate showering in the morning - it never wakes me up. Truth be told, just about everything makes me sleepy - this may or may not be a sign that I suffer from chronic sleep deprivation. Or maybe it has something to do with those funny darts I keep finding lodged in my neck...
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Thanks for the info. Great stuff. Lol @ the history of the vibrator. Computers are muy annoying - hammer's the quicker fixer-upper. i drink hic when i want a drink hic. It's my clock and it'll say what i tell it to! What the world needs is more Vikingrs. Skol!
It's ironic - when I'm depressed, I drink, but the alcohol moves me out of my depression. Go figure...
you've got those darts too? dang. I thought I was the only one.
happy testing...or drinking...lol.
My computer never does what I want it to.
So I sympathize.
People say that if you do narcotics before 9:15 pm, you're an addict. What? I don't think a little opium in the early hours of the morning means that I have a problem. Why are people so judgemental?
Showering doesn't really wake me up either, unless you count the water washing the crud out of my eyes. A lot of times I fall asleep for a while after I shower, if I don't have anywhere to go. Unless you take a freezing cold shower, it raises your body temp and then it cools when you get out, which is a natural signal for your brain to go into sleepy mode anyway. But sometimes, the thought of a nice warm shower is the only thing that gets me out of bed in the morning to face life.
btw, good luck!
@qccan - I'm not a think as you drunk I am.
You know what would make that coke stored in your trunk even better? Rye. That would solve both your problems - your need for sugar to keep you awake and your need for alcohol to keep you relaxed.
ryc; Silly penguins. But they're so damn cute, you can't really bear hurting them, can you?
Also, yea...I have zero moneys. And only dine-in dollars. You can imagine my diet and exercise.
Maybe I should exercise. Exercising gives you endorphins (sp? whatever), endorphins make you happy, and I learned that from Legally Blonde so help me.
But...ugh. Haha.
:looking:: think the penguins got him?
Hey, you...you haven't updated in a while. Did the manatees get you? Post again soon!
RYC:
I know. It makes me sad. I really want to see him.
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