January 6, 2009

  • Victory!

    I've seduced the nymphs! Apparently, water nymphs love the funky chicken - and that same dance drives earth nymphs into a killing fury. Fortunately, earth nymphs love square dancing - unfortunately water nymph become homicidal around cowboy boots. But I triumphed over adversity and regained heat in my apartment anyway! Apparently the universal love language of nymphs is awkward silence.

    And I just happen to be an awkward factory - booyah! Mezmerized by my dumbfounded silence, the two nymphs ceased to try to kill me in a very painful and slow manner. Realizing I wasn't dead, I asked them to return my heat and go away.

    So now I'm toasty. And by "toasty" I mean my apartment is in the 50's instead of the 30's.

    Also in the news, tomorrow I return to my internship. Time for me to return to being a pain spunge...Mind Medic, on the job!

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