January 6, 2009
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Victory!
I've seduced the nymphs! Apparently, water nymphs love the funky chicken - and that same dance drives earth nymphs into a killing fury. Fortunately, earth nymphs love square dancing - unfortunately water nymph become homicidal around cowboy boots. But I triumphed over adversity and regained heat in my apartment anyway! Apparently the universal love language of nymphs is awkward silence.
And I just happen to be an awkward factory - booyah! Mezmerized by my dumbfounded silence, the two nymphs ceased to try to kill me in a very painful and slow manner. Realizing I wasn't dead, I asked them to return my heat and go away.
So now I'm toasty. And by "toasty" I mean my apartment is in the 50's instead of the 30's.
Also in the news, tomorrow I return to my internship. Time for me to return to being a pain spunge...Mind Medic, on the job!
Comments (6)
I <3 heated areas.
I'm glad I didn't advise you to sing in a loud baritone voice!
Congratulations. I imagine this week was the last I'll see you on AIM for a while then? :-p
oh god. you know what i just realized? you're perfect for my sister. creative worlds buzzing around with a touch (or 5) of sheer nerdiness. too bad you don't live in tx.
@JackIthighs - for oh so many reason it is too bad I don't live in TX. Glad to hear I'm not the only one a pixie shy of Puck's picnic.
@logicalemu - I'll be around...I am ninja!
@HardcoreMeganVol1 - Heat keeps me from freezing to death so I've listed it as a boon...for now.
@Fididdle - sometimes keeping my mouth shut works - it's a lesson that took me a while to grasp.
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