May 25, 2010
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News Rant
Mexico has harsher immigration laws than Arizona but their President is applauded by Congress, our "representatives", for wagging his finger at our "racist" and "discriminatory" laws.
The oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico would truly be a disaster if Bush were still in the White House. W was truly an evil man suckled at the tit of Big Oil. Obama, despite being surrounded by just as many rich elitists, only has our good in mind. He is our lord and savior. All hail Robert Gibbs the Hypnotoad.
Emphasis heavily placed on "toad".
Chicago continues to be a shining example of what Gun Control can do - it certainly isn't one of the most violent cities in America. Nor is it corrupt. It's a magical land of fairness where unicorns complete road construction in seconds rather than months, the Koala Mob fills the government with rainbow money, and fairies roam hither and thither snuffing out injustices and enforcing a political correctness that doesn't disgust the logical mind.
BP is doing an amazing job sucking. The only people capable of screwing this up any more than they have is the Feds. All of that to say the Gulf of Mexico is screwed...LITERALLY.
For those of you questioning my use of literally in the previous sentence, please know that I only placed it there to annoy a friend.
For those of you questioning how friendly we are when I'd go out of my way to annoy, please know that I literally ride the wind and sparkle like a pony. Reread that sentence until your eyes LITERALLY BLEED. I'll mention now that people using "literally" incorrectly or too often pisses her off, tee-hee, literally.
I am a devil in a figurative sense. Impish and dancing amongst the flames.
I can't wait till we're a ineffective as Europe! Won't it be exciting to enjoy the same socialist principles that led to the USSR winning the Cold War and crushing those Capitalist dogs in America? I hope Big Brother makes a law where everyone hugs five times a day - I NEED HUMAN CONTACT.
Comments (5)
Dude. If I thought it would help I would say you need to get laid.
But...that never helps me so I rarely assume it helps others. Actually, that would just complicate things...
Glad to know things are so great down there
I believe you meant years, not months in regards to the construction...
My dad has been a contracted consultant for the BP refinery near us for the last three years (as in he works for another company, but they hire him to come to that refinery almost exclusively). I believe when he first started working there he said something like, "If they don't get their management together, that company is gonna go down in flames." LITERALLY.
Btw, he may not be working for them in four days, because of their previously mentioned crappy management and screwing around with contracts. He did tell me, however, that though their logo was on everything, none of the equipment that malfunctioned was actually BP, nor were the people working on it when it happened. But THEY were managing the project, and therefore, they pay the price in stocks and shame. Ohhhhhhhhh the shame.
So shall I take your literal sparkling as a confession that you're a teenage vampire?
I for one am happy you're back
@trunthepaige - awww, thanks!
@trunthepaige -
Seconded.